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Sayid Jarrah + Flashbacks

(Source: gifs-lost, via lostaway)

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spicyroll:

What is love?
"It’s like you become more you, which normally is like ‘blaaaaaagh puugh!’ but now it’s okay because the person, like, whoever - they chose to take all that on. All that weird stuff, whatever’s wrong or bad, or hiding in you. Suddenly it’s alright. You don’t feel like such a freak anymore."

spicyroll:

What is love?

"It’s like you become more you, which normally is like ‘blaaaaaagh puugh!’ but now it’s okay because the person, like, whoever - they chose to take all that on. All that weird stuff, whatever’s wrong or bad, or hiding in you. Suddenly it’s alright. You don’t feel like such a freak anymore."

(via oitnb)

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movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

(Source: 365daysofhorror, via slendrr)

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7 hours ago

Immigrants. First generation.


Ijeoma Umebinyuo.

(via theijeoma)

(via oswinstark)

Here’s to the security guards who maybe had a degree in another land. Here’s to the manicurist who had to leave her family to come here, painting the nails, scrubbing the feet of strangers. Here’s to the janitors who don’t even fucking understand English yet work hard despite it all. Here’s to the fast food workers who work hard to see their family smile. Here’s to the laundry man at the Marriott who told me with the sparkle in his eyes how he was an engineer in Peru. Here’s to the bus driver, the Turkish Sufi who almost danced when I quoted Rumi. Here’s to the harvesters who live in fear of being deported for coming here to open the road for their future generation. Here’s to the taxi drivers from Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt and India who gossip amongst themselves. Here is to them waking up at 4am, calling home to hear the voices of their loved ones. Here is to their children, to the children who despite it all become artists, writers, teachers, doctors, lawyers, activists and rebels. Here’s to Western Union and Money Gram. For never forgetting home. Here’s to their children who carry the heartbeats of their motherland and even in sleep, speak with pride about their fathers. Keep on.
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7 hours ago

octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

(Source: youtubeofficial, via iamthewhitegirl)

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7 hours ago

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via iso-hei)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
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